God is a zombie.
Girl: God is a zombie.
Boy: No, he is not.
Girl: Yes, he is. I have proof.
Boy: How so?
Girl: Did he die?
Girl: Did he come back to life?
Boy: Yes. Wait, you can't use that. There were no viruses in which God was infected with to make him rise from the dead.
Girl: I can use whatever I want! And God is a zombie.